I’m not one of those women that does pregnancy well; so the fact I now find myself at the tail end of my third pregnancy is insanity to me. I ‘carry’ big. Real big. And the fact that my hands and feet have doubled in size, I basically fall asleep while driving but not when it’s actual bed time and I’m pissing around 45 times per hours makes me very over my current state. Although none of that is pleasant,I know I am only weeks away from inhaling that delicious newborn scent.
But said newborn is yet to have a name. I’m not kidding when I say we don’t have ONE boy’s name. I have two other little ratbags named Raff and Jarvie, and I’m fairly certain I saw a dick and balls on the ultrasound so am expecting a third boy. To come up with three boys names in your lifetime that you love equally and that fit together is WAY harder than you might think.
As ridiculous as it sounds I’ve lost a little sleep worrying that I’m going to butcher this poor child’s name. If it’s another boy I really want to love the name like I do my other two kids but it’s getting down to the wire and I’m starting to get a little panicky about it.
If it is a girl I am sorted, a million times over sorted. Girls names are wayyyyyy easier than boys, but if it comes out with a little peen I am slightly stuffed. So please help!!! I would love any suggestions you have…the more the merrier. Bail me out of this hot mess I’m in, hit me up with your best boys names.