tight
Friendship, Relationships

Is there anything more off putting than a tight ass?

Monty by Monty
September 12th, 2016
tight

Without fail the biggest turn off has to be a someone who is a tight ass. I mean obviously if someone is a murderer or frequents jail that is also a big turn off, but I’m talking about the lower level things like shit shoes, bad breath and being frugal with pennies.

There is a big difference between someone who is careful with their money and someone who is plain cheap cheap.

We all know a tight ass, they are all around us and although many of them are still fabulous people, the pong of a penny pincher is usually the first thing that comes to mind when you think of them.

There are some things that really highlight a tight ass:

– Someone who goes in a round of drinks and then calls it a night before it is their turn to do the shout.

– Someone who brings just enough beers to a party for themselves and then takes whatever they didn’t drink home with them.

– Someone who is tardy with repaying you for anything like concerts tickets you put on your credit card or the $50 they borrowed at the bar the other night, BUT, they never hesitate to ask you to repay them pronto.

– Someone who always conveniently forgets to pay for their share of things like…takeaway or when you go in for a group gift.

You are nodding along aren’t you and thinking of someone you know that is just like this? If you’re not nodding, maybe it’s in fact you that is the tight wad? Ahhhhhh.

We chatted about biggest turnoffs with comedian Ash Williams below:

Loading...