Entertainment, TV Shows

Netflix’s Feb listing will keep you v. happy for the entire month

Melissa Imbesi by Melissa Imbesi
January 23rd, 2019

When it comes to the devil-heat of the summer sun, you’ll usually identify with one of two camps: The beach-goers and the home-stayers. If you’re a beach-goer, your nipples get hard when you see it’s gonna be 35+ degrees and you immediately start texting your mates to organise a day trip to the hottest pit of sandy hell within driving distance.

I’ll pass on the sandy crack thanks.

Home-stayers are right on the other end of the spectrum. Their nipples also get hard, but only because they’re laying on the couch in nothin’ but jocks, with the air-con pumped as high as poss. They like to bitch about cold winter weather, only to spend the entirety of summer in the coldest conditions they can find while complaining about the heat.

I’m a home-stayer, so you can imagine my delight when I saw all the rad stuff coming to Netflix for what’s panning out to be a hellishly hot Feb. While all those beach-goers are out having fun in the sun, sipping on icy cold cans of Coke and accumulating a daycare centre’s worth of sand up their arse crack, you’ll find me bingeing on the podcast-turned-Netflix series we’ve been HANGING for, Dirty John. Or laughing my tits off at Nailed It: Mexico. Or crapping my dacks at Get Out. 

Here’s the full listing to get you in the mood for some pants-off, couch-lounging February Netflix ac-shon….

FEBRUARY 1:

Siempre Bruja  (Original Series)  Season 1
Nightflyers – (Original Series) Season 1
Russian Doll – (Original Series) Season 1
Gotham – Season 4
Dear Ex – (Netflix Film)
Velvet Buzzsaw – (Netflix Film)
Free Rein: Valentine’s Day – (Netflix Kids & Family)
True: Happy Hearts Day – (Netflix Kids & Family)
The Conjuring (Movie)
The Conjuring 2 (Movie)
Enough (Movie)
Takers (Movie)
30 Minutes or Less (Movie)
The Hunt for Red October (Movie)
It Takes Two (Movie)
The Rite (Movie)
Jawbreaker (Movie)
Quarantine (Movie)
The Roommate (Movie)

FEBRUARY 2:
The Fate of the Furious
(Movie)

FEBRUARY 5:
Romance is a Bonus Book
– Season 1 (Netflix Weekly Series)
Ray Romano: Right Here, Around The Corner (Original Comedy)

FEBRUARY 7:
Ghost in the Shell (Movie)

FEBRUARY 8:
Unauthorized Living
– (Original Series) Season 1
One Day at a Time – (Original Series) Season 3
¡Nailed It! Mexico – (Original Series) Season 1
The Epic Tales of Captain Underpants – Season 2 – (Netflix Kids & Family)
El Árbol De La Sangre – (Netflix Film)
High Flying Bird – (Netflix Film)
ReMastered: The Two Killings of Sam Cooke – (Original Documentary)
Kevin Hart’s Guide to Black History – (Netflix Kids & Family)

FEBRUARY 9:
Get Out
 (Movie)

FEBRUARY 10:
Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj
– Season 2 (Netflix Weekly Series)

FEBRUARY 11:
Flavorful Origins: Chaoshan Cuisine
– (Original Series) Season 1

FEBRUARY 13:
Chronicle
 (Movie)

FEBRUARY 14:
Dirty John
– (Original Series)  Season 1
Dating Around – (Original Series)  Season 1
Ken Jeong: You Complete Me, Ho (Original Comedy)
Paddington (Movie)

FEBRUARY 15:
The Umbrella Academy
– (Original Series)  Season 1
The Dragon Prince – Season 2 – (Netflix Kids & Family)
Homeland – Season 7 (Series)
Yucatan – (Netflix Film)
Larry Charles’ Dangerous World of Comedy – (Original Documentary)
Identity Thief (Movie)
Liar Liar (Movie)
Jarhead (Movie)
Dawn of the Dead (Movie)
Role Models (Movie)
Safe House (Movie)
Concussion (Movie)
The Secret Garden (Movie)

FEBRUARY 16:
Sausage Party
 (Movie)

FEBRUARY 21:
The Space Between Us
 (Movie)

FEBRUARY 22:
Rebellion
– (Original Series)  Season 2
Workin’ Moms – (Original Series)  Season 1
GO! Vive A Tu Manera – (Original Series)  Season 1
Suburra – (Original Series) Season 2
The Big Family Cooking Showdown – (Original Series)  Season 2
Tales By Light – Season 3 (Series)
Chef’s Table – Volume 6 – (Original Documentary)
Paddleton – (Netflix Film)
The Photographer of Mauthausen – (Netflix Film)
Firebrand – (Netflix Film)
Paris Is Us – (Netflix Film)

FEBRUARY 24:
Jupiter Ascending
 (Movie)

FEBRUARY 25:
Van Helsing
– (Original Series) Season 3

FEBRUARY 26:
Shadowhunters: The Mortal Instruments
– (Original Series) Season 3B

FEBRUARY 28:
Isn’t It Romantic 
– (Netflix Film)
The Shallows (Movie)
The Other Boleyn Girl (Movie)
It’s Kind of a Funny Story (Movie)
Power Rangers (Movie)

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