Remember that time Gwyneth Paltrow released a candle called ‘This Smells Like My Vagina?’
Many of us chuckled, especially Gwyn’s accountant, because that candle was a MASSIVE sell out. Turns out people were super keen for a sniff of what was wafting out of the Oscar-winner’s pantaloons… but the name was just a bit tongue-in-cheek. Believe it or not, Gwynnie’s vag likely smells just like the regular kind, not the combo of geranium, citrusy bergamot and Damask rose you’ll get in her lovely candle.
If you’re keen to fill your space with an even sexier scent though, good news! Gwyneth and the team at Goop have just trumped themselves with their latest candle – and I reckon it’s gonna run off the shelves quicker than her vagina one.
According to the Goop website, ‘This Smells Like My Orgasm’ smells like “tart grapefruit, neroli, and ripe cassis berries blended with gunpowder tea and Turkish rose absolutes for a scent that’s sexy, surprising, and wildly addictive.” Amazing… that’s exactly what MY orgasm smells like too, I just couldn’t quite put my finger on it (bahaaaaaaa). It even comes with fireworks on the box. It’s available for order now on the Goop website and will only set you back a sweet US $75 buckaroons.
Yesterday, Gwyn and Jimmy Fallon had a good chinwag about lockdown, her family and of course, the new candle, which you can watch below…
If you’re keen for a bit of nostalgic fashion chat, have a listen to our Blast From The Pre-Corona Past ep below and subscribe to our pod here.