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Reality Porn Episode Three: The Homework

Melissa Imbesi by Melissa Imbesi
April 5th, 2018

Karen had been feeling her and Todd’s marriage needed a little tune-up for a while now and today, she’d finally got him to their first counselling appointment. But they were off to a rocky start; Karen was already pissed at Todd for his choice of attire. She rolled her eyes as she looked over at him in his King Gee pants, Blundstones and Jim Beam logo tee. She’d gone to a fair effort to look as put-together as possible and he looked like he was about to trim the hedges at home.

And it’d been a while since he’d seen Karen’s hedge. After twelve years together and three kids, their sex life was virtually non-existent, so they were both more than a little excited when their counsellor suggested some sex-themed ‘homework.’

Their mission was to do something sexual they hadn’t done for a while – and there was a long list to choose from. Would it be a long, deep pash session after the kids had gone to bed? Would it be a sneaky hand job under the covers at night? Would it be anal? No. No it would not. Todd had tried that shit on her years ago and claimed it was “an accident” but Karen’s cheeks remained officially closed for any incoming business.

Karen is serious about her dental hygiene.

That night, as she brushed her teeth at the sink in the nightie he’d bought her for their anniversary last year, Karen made the decision to do something she hadn’t done in yonks. It was blow job time. She felt giddy at the thought of Todd’s reaction and more than a little nervous, but she was hell bent on seeing this through – mainly because she couldn’t be bothered getting her kit off and deep down, she knew it’d be a 90 second job. For a fleeting moment, she thought how ridiculous it was that she was brushing her teeth before her great oral comeback of 2018, but continued on. Karen was a dental nurse before she had kids and she took her dental hygiene VERY seriously.

As she slipped into bed beside him, Todd turned to her. He wrapped his arms around her and she felt safe, loved and a little excited about the gift she was about to bestow. She kissed down his neck. Down his bare chest. Before she knew it, she was face to face with his very happy penis and she felt his whole body stiffen as he realised what was about to happen. She looked up at his face and saw a look of excitement in his eyes that she hadn’t seen since he clocked Need For Speed on the Xbox last year. And she felt strong, sexy and powerful.

It was just like riding a bike….

Judging by the afro-style situation Todd was rocking in the pube department, he certainly wasn’t expecting this. As she went in for the kill, she wondered why she had ever stopped giving blow jobs. He was SO happy and once she found her rhythm, she remembered how skilled she was in the oral department. The more Todd moaned, the more Karen made an effort. She felt so confident, cocky even, as her hands joined in on the action.

By now, Todd was panting. Hard. He seemed very close, but she knew he’d warn her before he popped his cork – wouldn’t he? As her jaw was beginning to tire, she released her suction cup-style grip and looked up to ask Todd if he was close and…. BAM! The vision in her right eye was suddenly blurred as she felt a splash of warm liquid hit it with the force of a garden hose of full blast. It all happened so fast that Karen’s reflexes didn’t register to get out of the firing line as Todd’s body convulsed and she copped a spray of his appreciation. EVERYWHERE.

“AHHHHHHH,” she screamed as she hit the floor in an attempt to find coverage under their bed. She felt like she was in a war zone, not dissimilar to the time she’d forgotten to put the lid on the blender while making her morning smoothie. “So-rry. So. Sorr-yyyyyy,” Todd was yelling in between moans as Karen scurried into the bathroom on all fours. She had turned into the cat that literally got the cream.

She kicked the door closed behind her and stayed in the bathroom for a good 20 minutes as she scrubbed her face, mouth and eyeballs. She felt bad for Todd, he must feel awful. And embarrassed. As she made her way back into the bedroom, he sheepishly smiled at her as they both fell into fits of laughter. It had been so long since they laughed like that. As their giggles started to peter out, they heard their son Braeden crying and yelling from his room; it was the third night in a row that their little guy was having a night terror. On her way out the door to check on Brae, Karen turned and gave Todd a wink out of her good eye. It might not have gone exactly to plan, but they were both proud of themselves for completing their homework, even if it was a little messier than expected.

Tammin Sursok is one gal who has a super active sex life. She tells us all about it in the podcast below, as well as her time on Home and Away and making it big in the US. Have a listen then head here to subscribe to our podcast.

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