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Before and After pantries are my new porn

Monty by Monty
January 7th, 2018

I feel like a sad sack of shit with no life writing this but I LOVE seeing neat and tidy pantries.

Sorted pantries have become my porn. I’m officially old and beyond boring, but when a celeb posts a pic of their big pantry all orderly and fabulous, I get funny feelings.

My pantry has been a hot mess since I left home 13 years ago. There were excess sauces, oils, chip packets and about 600 sachets of tomato paste for some reason.  Every time I looked in the pantry (which is about 855 times a day) I would feel annoyed.  Sorting the pantry is one of those jobs that just never happens, so I pulled out the big guns last week and paid a local lady to sort it for me and I feel like I have been cleansed!  Even my partner gasped when he opened our ‘after’ pantry.

How long it stays sorted for is the million dollar question but for now, I am in pantry porn heaven.

Check this shit out.

Sad-looking 'Before' and HAPPY bloody excellent looking 'After'

Sad-looking ‘Before’ and HAPPY bloody excellent looking ‘After’

Stace got hers done too (before she popped that baby out) and now all her chips and chocolate are far more accessible. You know how some people just have pantries full of the best food ever? Stace has one of those.


Stace's 'Before' rubbish and 'After' gloriousness

Stace’s ‘Before’ rubbish and ‘After’ gloriousness

I love the fact you are still actually on this page, you are a fellow pantry dork too. Love it.

Check out Khlo Kardash and Gwyn Paltrow’s swoon worthy pantries below.

Khlo Kardash, the Pantry Queen.

Khlo Kardash, the Pantry Queen.

Gwenyth Paltrow's pantry

Gwyneth Paltrow’s pantry

What part of your home do you HAVE to keep organised? 

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