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The cheekiest way to help bushfire relief efforts

Melissa Imbesi by Melissa Imbesi
January 16th, 2020

Seeing the way our country and indeed, the world, has banded together to raise money for the devastation caused by the current bushfires ravaging Australia is inspiring stuff. From Celeste Barber’s record-breaking campaign to humble roadside lemonade stands run by neighbourhood kids, everyone seems to be doing their bit.

If, however, you don’t really care for lemonade and are after some serious bang for your buck (pun intended), then you might want to check out the new Australiana-themed sex toy that will do good for you AND our country.

Introducing the Down-Under Donation Dildo from Brissy-based sex toy company, Geeky Sex Toys – the most patriotic peen you’ve ever laid eyes on. This green and gold love wand, featuring an embossed koala on the shaft and a base in the shape of our great southern land, retails for a humble $69 (genius!) with 100% of the profits going directly to bushfire recovery efforts. Made from 100% body safe silicone, this beauty measures 4.25 inches in circumference and has a 5.5 inch insertable length. Yeah, baby!

Behold….

As of yesterday, the horniest guys and gals in all the land had already raised a whopping $22K that’ll go to help those who need it most, proving that doing your bit feels really, REALLY good. There’s never been a better excuse to stock up on birthday gifts for the randy peeps in your life, with each purchase also giving you the option to donate $5, $10 or $15 extra towards relief efforts.

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WOAH! Can you believe we’ve now raised over $22,000 with our Down-Under Donation Dildo?! 😍🐨 We know you’ve all been super curious about where exactly the money will be going though & so we’re excited to finally be able to share it with you all! After much consideration we’ve decided to split up the current profits across four different groups, to make sure we’re supporting a variety of causes 🇦🇺 . To see the full list of which groups we’ve chosen & the amounts we’re pledging to donate to each, check out the link in our bio & go to our bushfire appeal page, or go directly to: https://geekysextoys.com/bushfire-appeal/#donation-update . Thank you so much again to everyone for your support! We can’t tell you how much it means to us, as a small business, to be able to help out in this way 💚 . #australia #aussie #bushfires #appeal #nswfires #koala #SAfires #vicfires

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You can visit Geeky Sex Toys and purchase the Aussiest peen in history here. Enjoy!

We had a chat about the charitable dildo on our latest ep of Show+Telling, which you can watch below…

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