This piece is brought to you by Moose Toys but is all my own words and experience. – Mel
One year for my kid’s birthday, I had the brilliant idea of hiring a face painter. She was lovely and as princess-y as could be, but she was also exxy AF and took a real 20 minutes to complete every little face. This meant that when it was time to hand out the lolly bags, I was left with a few very emo kids who missed out on their turn – and their irate parents who had to deal with the fall out the whole way home.
If you hate all the drawbacks of traditional face paint but love the pure delight it brings your little ones, then you’ve gotta get around Face Paintoos. They will CHANGE. YOUR. LIFE.
I’m not even exaggerating when I say these babies are a goddamn revolution that will turn your kid into a walking, talking Snapchat filter in a matter of minutes. No queues, no smudging and NO screams of “Nooooo!! I don’t what THAT kind of tiger!” because you’re able to eyeball exactly what you’re gonna get before it goes on.
‘How does this sorcery work?’ I hear you ask. It’s almost too easy and merges two children’s faves in one – the face paint AND the press-on tatt, so it’s actually a double delight. Each pack contains five designs and all you need to do is pick the one you want to rock for the day, cut out the individual sections, peel off the protective layer, press onto the skin, dab with a wet sponge and then gently peel off. Voila! You can watch your cute little fairy-face squeal with happiness while you kick back in the knowledge that they’ll be no NapiSan-ing paint out of their white tee tonight. The icing on the cake is the removal – it literally rubs off with wipes, which are included in your pack, so it’s an actual no-brainer.
You can check out Monty with her son Bax using Face Paintoos below…
Whip these babies out for birthday parties (saving you coin AND the guilt of disappointed faces), dress-up parties, Book Week parades at school, or even just a bit of weekend fun that’ll buy you a good five minutes peace. I’m totally gonna stock up on a heap of these to give for birthday gifts too, which means no more wondering the aisles like an idiot looking for the perfect prezzie.
Told ya… it’s a REVOLUTION! You are welcome.
You can purchase Face Paintoos at all major retailers and good toy stores.