If there was a list compiled of the top three worst things that could happen at your wedding, I reckon it’d go something like –
- Bride/Groom decides to pull a ‘thank u, next’ and not rock up on the day.
- Someone injures themselves.
- Someone serenades you.
Newlyweds Denis and Tyanna scored a solid B+ on the wedding nightmare scale when two out of three of these events happened simultaneously during their wedding in August last year – all before they even exchanged their vows. And there’s BRUTAL video to prove it.
Here’s how it all went down: Denis and Tyana’s bridal party had spent most of the day setting up for the outdoor wedding in Washington’s summer heat. It can be assumed that they were all pretty knackered by the time the bride and groom decided to say their ‘I Dos’, however clearly not too tired for the maid of honour, Saung, to use the wedding as her very own American Idol audition.
As Saung sang, best man Jestin was either a) so moved by her touching vocal tribute or b) couldn’t bear another second of it, that he collapsed and face-planted the concrete below with the WORST crack in history.
Brace yourself, this is ROUGH…
This is so full on I’m not even sure if it’s really legit, but according to Denis, poor Jestin knocked out three teeth, fractured his jaw and as you can see, even wet himself in the now-famous slam. Denis says they’re all still good mates even though Jestin is “sorry and embarrassed for ruining our wedding as well.” Double ouch.
Zoe Foster Blake spoke to Monty about the reason she and Hamish decided to have a super small wedding a few years back in the podcast below. Have a listen, then we’d love it if you came and subscribed here.