Katie ‘Monty’ Dimond

Co-founder, Publisher and Editorial Director. Dabbles in radio, television, writing and nappy changing. Mum to Baxter and Arlo and Girlfriend of Sam. Loves Pilates, You-Tubing pimple popping and chai tea.

Health, Lifestyle, Popular Stuff

The slice EVERYONE wants to eat!

Anyone who I force this slice into immediately asks for the recipe cause it’s so bloody good. I love...

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Celebrity, Entertainment, Popular Stuff

This is why Will and Jada Smith are the f*#king BEST!

The weather in Melbourne is complete dogs’ balls, I’m trapped in the confines of our home with the rodents...

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Health, Lifestyle, Popular Stuff

White Privilege. What is it?

I’m nervous. I’m nervous about saying the wrong thing, of exposing my naivety so publicly and possibly offending someone,...

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Big Kids, Parenting, Toddlers

The 2-ingredient crafty thing your kids will froth over!

Alright legends, shit is getting tough. This home learning crapola is undoing me one thread at a time. I...

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Entertainment, Music, Popular Stuff

STOP EVERYTHING!!! Bardot did a Zoom reunion and sang POISON!

Um YAS QUEENS are ya ready for what your eye and ear balls are about to devour? It’s fucking...

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Parenting, Popular Stuff, Toddlers

Jazz up your Easter Egg hunt this year!

It’s that time of year again when we gorge on chocolate until we physically can’t move. And there is...

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Lifestyle, Travel

This is the ONLY way to holiday with kids

We have collaborated with our pals at Hotels.com on this piece but every word is mine. Monts x I live...

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Books, Entertainment, Popular Stuff

I could NOT put this book down.

No one has time to waste on reading shit books. No one has time to read full stop, so...

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Books, Entertainment, Popular Stuff

This puzzle has made me an addict

My name is Monty and I’m a puzzle addict! That sentence is so sad for so, so many reasons...

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Beauty, Lifestyle

This is weirdest and most f*#ked up thing you will see today

The world has officially gone bonkers! We used to want skinny arses like, six years ago, but now the...

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Celebrity, Entertainment, Popular Stuff

You bet we gave the #bottlecapchallenge a crack

Every so often a random social media challenge goes viral, like the #inmyfeelings dance challenge that went bonkers last...

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Celebrity, Entertainment, Popular Stuff

Remember Sophia Grace? She is 16 now. Her Insta feed made me a little sad

We all grow up don’t we? Like all those kids you went to primary school with and haven’t seen...

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Entertainment, Movies

Flicks from the 80s and 90s we DEF shouldn’t have been watching as kids!

When I was a kid my mum LOVED Tom Selleck. She was bang up for a bit of Magnum...

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Health, Lifestyle

The simple surgery that has changed his life

I don’t want to sound like a bragger, but I have bloody brilliant eye sight! I tried to wear...

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Health, Lifestyle

Do you hate chit chat? This might change your mind

We recently moved from the home we had lived in for six years. We knew our neighbours well enough...

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Health, Lifestyle

Have you heard of EFT? It will kick your stress in the balls

I’ll give most things a go; I mean besides heroin and sky diving and anchovies and a group orgie....

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Health, Lifestyle

What does a “normal” vagina look like?

You know what we don’t discuss very much? VAGINAS! I bet even reading that made you cringe a little...

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Entertainment, Popular Stuff, TV Shows

The Hills trailer is here and it is gonna be EPIC!!!

“Staring at the blank page before you, open up the dirty window, let the sun illuminate the words that...

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Health, Lifestyle

Do you have to touch wood to prevent jinxing something?

Do you touch wood when you have a bad thought in your head? Your mind can conjure up so...

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Entertainment, TV Shows

What do you reckon is the most common LEGO brick colour?

Finally a show that can hold the attention of my four year old boy and also the 40 year...

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