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Madonna boob alert.

Monty by Monty
February 12th, 2013

Good Lord Madge. Put your puppies away girlfriend.

Madonna has been off Instagram since November last year but decided to jump head first (or breast first if you may) back to the wonderful world of the gram a few days ago. She has always been sexual, this we all know. But I think its time she got the memo that she has CHILDREN.

I’m not a prude don’t get me wrong, but the last person’s sweaty breatsicles I would want to see are my Mums. So one can only assume Lourdes, Rocco and Dave feel this way too.

I have been a fan of Madge since way back, as I’m sure most of us have. The first tape I was given (at age FOUR) was a cass-single of ‘Holiday’. She rocked my teeny world with her lyrics and pelvis thrusting. I truly loved her. She has had an insane career and for that I whole heartedly applaud her. She is a one of a kind if you will (at least until Gaga came along). I just think there is a way to age gracefully and I’m not sure Madonna has mastered that just yet. Fabulous bod for a lady in her 50’s, however I do believe her boobies should remain in her bra and under a top. Oh god, I’m totally a prude aren’t I?

As you were Madge, boobs ahoy.


Madonna and her sweaty breasts.

Madonna and her sweaty breasts.