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Take a peek inside the Oscar’s gift bag…

Melissa Imbesi by Melissa Imbesi
February 10th, 2016

There are many perks to being a big-shot Hollywood star; there’s the fame, the fans, the cash. And the richer and more famous you are, the bigger the freebies.

This year’s Oscar’s gift bag is no exception and is valued at $327,000 – you know, probably enough to feed an entire African village for a year or more. Per Bag.

Here’s a rundown of what the celebs will walk away with just for attending the lavish ceremony – because seriously, who DOESN’T need to wipe their arse with $390 toilet paper?  Quilton is for commoners.

Annnnyway, here’s the contents – in $AUD so you don’t have to worry about those pesky conversion rates.

  • A 10-day first-class trip to Israel worth $77,500
We hear Israel is LOVELY at this time of year

We hear Israel is LOVELY at this time of year

  • A 15-day walking tour of Japan worth $76,000
  • One year’s worth of UNLIMITED Audi car rentals worth $63,000
  • Lifetime supply of Lizora skincare with $43,000
  • Meal donation to a choice animal shelter or rescue worth $8,800
  • Fit Club TV ‘Ultimate Fitness Package’ worth $8,800
  • Ultherapy, laser skin-tightening procedure worth $7,790
  • Steamiest Total At Home Spa worth $7,100
  • Grand Hotel Excelsior Vittoria worth $7,000
  • Grand Hotel Tremezzo worth $7,000
  • Golden Door Spa worth $6,700
  • Delovery gift baskets worth $2,800
  • Vampire Breast Lift worth $2,600
  • Three private training sessions and a kitchen sweep with Jay Cardiello worth $1,900
This is trainer Jay Cardiello. For $1900, he'll whip your ass into shape.

This is trainer Jay Cardiello. For $1900, he’ll whip your ass into shape…and sweep your kitchen? Haha!

  • 10 personal fitness sessions with Alexi Seletzky, celebrity trainer worth $1,200
  • Sundial Powder Coating: $700
  • Belldini apparel: $420+
  • My M&M’s: $420
  • Joseph’s Toiletries toilet paper: $390
Joseph's Toiletries Toilet Paper. Developed by Swiss Dermatologists, because only the best will do.

Joseph’s Toiletries Toilet Paper. Developed by Swiss Dermatologists, because only the best will do for celebrity butt holes.

  • Nuelle Fiera Arouser For Her: $350
Meet the Nuelle Fiera Arouser for Her. It enhances arousal by stimulation and gentle suction. We'd give it a go...for research purposes.

Meet the Nuelle Fiera Arouser for Her. It enhances arousal by stimulation and gentle suction. We’d give it a go…for research purposes.

  • Tools by Gina salon product: $350
  • Haze Dual V3 Vaporiser: $350
  • Skin products from Healing Saint by Dr. Jane 360: $270
  • Lat & Lo jewellery: $211
  • Caolion skin care: $190
  • Tribute: $180
  • Zekkle Edge: $180
  • Sedona Lace makeup brushes: $155
  • Rougle Maple: $140
  • Mezcal El Silencio premium Mezcal: $105
  • Signature Vodka: $100
  • Phantom Glass screen protector: $85
  • Memobottle reusable bottle: $54
  • Greenhill Winery & Vineyards: $54
  • Cabernet sauvignon infused chocolates from Chocolatines: $50
  • Slimware: $42
  • Farm Wife Style handmade earrings: $35
  • Dandi Patch, underarm sweat patches: $29
The Dandi underarm patch - because there's NOTHING worse than sweating all over your couture

The Dandi underarm patch – because there’s NOTHING worse than sweating all over your couture

  • Purely Inspired Organic Protein: $28
  • Hydroxycut Gummies: $28
  • Fabric care from Gleener on the Go: $17
  • Mission1 Clean Protein Bar: $7.90/box

I’d totes take full advantage of that ‘Vampire Breast Lift,’ where blood is taken from your arms and injected into your boobs for a perkier appearance.

Actually, I’d be happy with the vodka and protein bar…

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