Relationships, What's On Our Mind

This is the face of a man who thinks rape should be legal

Melissa Imbesi by Melissa Imbesi
February 2nd, 2016

The “King” is on his way to Australia and he reckons we should all be raped. Only in private property of course, so dude has standards.

I don’t mean to make light of this. It’s serious business. Daryush “Roosh” Valizadah is on his way to our country to spread the word that women should be used like “disposable razors” and should not be entitled to vote. He describes the “transgender community” as a “horror story” and overweight people as “a threat to the planet.”

In other words, he is the world’s most eligible bachelor.

If your unfamiliar with Roosh himself, you may have heard of his best-selling written works. No? Titles such as Bang Iceland, Bang Colombia and Poosy Paradise have been FLYING off the shelves at warp speed. They’re practically the Dickens of the dating world.

But is anyone really listening? Anyone who would be interested in hearing Daryush’s “teachings” has some serious issues anyway, however the real problem lies in the unstable within the community who look to these idiots for guidance. People that need a misogynistic idol to teach them how to mask their inferiority complex. And that’s dangerous.

According to the Return of Kings website, “ROK aims to usher the return of the masculine man in a world where masculinity is being increasingly punished and shamed in favour of creating an androgynous and politically-correct society that allows women to assure superiority and control over men.”

Self-described “tribal meetings” are set to take place in Sydney, Melbourne, Brisbane and Perth as well as over 43 other countries. The date for these meetings has been released, but we’ve decided not to publish them. It’s not even worth exerting my finger-muscle power on the keyboard. I’d rather save that for picking my nose.

The Return of Kings’ attitudes towards women, and basically any human that is not a heterosexual male, are really just so ridiculous that they’re laughable, however their threats of violence are not. Rape is a serious, degrading and physically and mentally torturous event for anyone to endure. Daryush’s unwavering advocation for a man’s right to violate womens bodies and minds on the proviso that it occurs on private property is not only scary, but downright ludicrous.

The fact is, this guy and his army of “kings” don’t deserve any more attention. The more attention they get, the more powerful they feel and as they say, there’s nothing more dangerous than an idiot with power.

So after today, you won’t hear any more from us about the Return of Kings. Our stomachs just can’t take it.

And as far as getting into Australia goes – don’t fool yourself Daryush – you’re not getting into our country. Unless you’re a strong swimmer. Give it a go though. We’d love to see you try.

The Return of Kings are weak and frightened little men who are clearly threatened by women. We pay no attention to you or your ideas “Roosh.” Scrap that, we take your words as a compliment…because people are only threatened by those greater than them. And that’s exactly what we are.

What are your thoughts on Return of Kings?

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