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The ‘Office Group All’ email no one wants to ever receive

Monty by Monty
October 15th, 2013

My friend passed on the best ‘office group all’ email to me yesterday. She forwarded it to me because she knows I’m a grot and would find it hilarious. She was spot on. I got such a kick out of this. It’s always a bold move to do an ‘group all’. They lose their power when overused and can be seriously pesty. Only the most important of messages should be sent to the whole office.

This ‘group all’ was sent to a large office full of women. And, this is the second to be sent of its kind in a number of weeks. I apologise in advance for how entertaining I found it.

Here it is.

Subject: Ladies Loo’s


So ladies, it appears there is still someone in our midst who is not being mindful of others in the loos.


The past week has seen two reports – one of not flushing your number two’s and one of leaving evidence of that time of the month behind on the toilet paper roll. Disgusting, I know!!


I’m really sorry that I have to email everyone these emails, as it is likely only one or two people who are being thoughtless and inconsiderate of others who use the facilities.  To that person/people, grow up!!!  The rest of us are not here to flush or clean your mess up after you!!  Your mother/partner doesn’t work here to clean up after you either!!


And yes, we do have cleaners but a) they work late at night and the rest of us have to use the toilet in the meantime and b) they shouldn’t have to deal with this s*#t either.


Thanks to everyone else who is doing the right thing and here’s hoping the message gets through to the inconsiderate person who is amongst us.

This makes me want to puke and hysterically laugh at the same time. How foul. But we’ve all witnessed such foulness in work toilets, this I hate to admit.

What funny ‘group all’ emails have been sent around your work place?